A break from blogging

So  I’ve had a bit of a break from blogging the last few months. I’ve really missed it and feel there are so many things I have missed recording about my little monkey’s.

To re-cap I have two little boys Jack (2.5 yrs) and Michael (1.5 yrs) and write about all the trials and tribulations of being their mummy. Since I stopped blogging things have changed quite a lot, I am now expect a baby GIRL!

I will talk about my pregnancy more in upcoming posts but I’m still in shock it is a girl!

I just wanted to write a quick post about why I haven’t been blogging for a while, there has been no major reason other than life just getting in the way.

So now I have my 2yr old, 1 yr old, 20 weeks Pregnancy and my wedding in 8 weeks! Safe to say I have plenty to write about…..


Incorporating Hashtags Into Motherhood

This is how Google explains the hash tag:

A word or phrase preceded by a hash sign (#), used on social media sites such as Twitter to identify messages on a specific topic.

Examples of Hash tags when you’re a mum:

Scenario: Your baby soils his nappy

Hash tags: #OhNoHeHasDoneAStinker #NotAgain #StinkingNappy #HisShitStinks #NappyHell

Scenario: Your toddler throws a tantrum in the middle of a busy shopping centre

Hash tags: #WhyAreYouShowingMeUp #GroundSwallowMeUp #CrazyToddler #Screaming #BringOnBedtime

Scenario: Your little one has had a restless night, resulting in you having a sleepless night

Hash Tags: #MummyNeedsHerSleep #WalkingZombie #NeedARest #SleeplessNights #WelcomeToMotherhood

Scenario:Your teenager throws a tantrum because they aren’t allowed to sleep at a troublesome friend’s house

Hash Tags: #13GoingOn30 #TeenageTrouble #GiveMeABreak #PleaseFindSomeNiceFriends #ThisOneIsTrouble

Scenario: Your husband comes home and asks you (Stay at home mum) what you’ve done all day

Hash Tags: #24HourChildCare #NotYourSlave #AreYouJoking #DivorceMaterial #CouldHaveServedLifeAndBeenOutByNow

Scenario: A stranger in the street criticizes your parenting skills 

Hash Tags: #GetOutOfMyBusiness #YourAboutToGetPunched #WaitUntilYouHaveKids #Judgemental #Patronising

Scenario: The kids are asleep, the house is a mess, but you’re knackered

Hash Tags: #HouseIsAShitholeAndWhat #CantBeArsed #MommaNeedsABreak #LifeIsTooShort #MessyHouseHappyHouse



As proud as poop!

Most mums to be can’t wait for each and every moment of when their baby arrives, but I think most would agree you don’t look forward to the dirty nappies! If I’m honest the thought never bothered me, as I’d nursed for 6 years, wiping bottoms was something I did without a second thought! So I thought I’d be prepared for the novelty of stinky behinds…but I wasn’t.

Both of my sons were premature and suffered from constipation, full term babies can also suffer from this but I was told their prematurity didn’t help. As most of us know (pregnant women especially) Constipation is uncomfortable at the best of times, but to be a little person who has no idea what this pain is, it must be terrifying!

My son Jack who was born at 29+5 weeks gestation, would go a week without pooping, this would result in hard pellets he had to painfully push out before he could ‘unload’ his packed tummy! This sounds horrible, right? It was much worse, he screamed in agony and I was told by my health visitor until he was 3 months he couldn’t be prescribed anything to help him, I tried everything natural….boiled water, orange juice, you name it I tried it.

When he was 2 months old at my wits end I took him to the doctor and to my surprise and anger I was told a baby of any age can have Lactulose, it’s completely natural! It worked, we never had the problem again, after a month of using it, his body had regulated itself, he was full term and the problem never returned!

With my second son Michael (born 35 weeks gestation), he had taken to breast feeding and was pooing every two days! I was so pleased, yet last week I had been aware he hadn’t been for a week, he had done this the odd time before and relieved himself eventually with no struggle, my health visitor assured me as long as he wasn’t struggling then it was fine. Only last week he screamed in agony, I knew without even checking that he was having the same problem Jack had suffered with, as he writhed in agony, I lathered his backside in Vaseline and massaged his tummy as he eventually pushed through the pain. A few days later I was struck down with Sinusitis and was prescribed (BF safe) anti-biotics, as I was breast feeding they went through him and he was again regulated.

To most people constipation is an irritant best not discussed, but being the mother of two babies who have suffered from it, the agony in their scream makes me terrified and helpless, I hope they never have to experience this again!

I was prompted to write this post as my son just had a full feed, then went on his play mat and within minutes…wall-ah! he filled his nappy (and I mean to the rafters)!

So to the mothers who may complain about their babies poopy nappies just be happy they’re doing it pain-free, my babies are both pooping away without batting an eyelid and that makes me…as proud as poop!